I can’t stop gaining weight. A few years ago, it took me effort just to keep myself from losing weight so that I ate even more than I needed to. Now, every dessert takes a toll and all my clothes feel tighter. Which is why I can’t stop watching Montel Williams tell me about the 21-Day Fix to lose weight on an infomercial. Infomercials are the new Sunday Service. Only, they play every night instead of a weekly Sabbath, feeding on my vulnerabilities and my deepest rooted insecurities.There are testimonials, celebrity backing, photographs showing the conversion of lost weight, a promise of salvation, rebirth, and a new life. For only 3 payments of $19.95, celebrity trainer Autumn Calabrese will show you the way, the truth, and a skinny life. Man cannot live on bread alone. They need pilates, cardio, and yoga fixes. Save me from carbs please.
(Yes, these photos are poorly snapped ones from my hotel television)