Ok. There’s no way to say it. This looks fucking awesome and we want one.
Motopeds is already making a name for itself, a company that “uses a 49cc-to-155cc 4-stroke horizontal OHV motor and downhill mountain bike parts mounted to a custom frame and swing arm” to create “a high-quality motorized bicycle at a great price.”
Here’s the thing though, Motopeds has come up with a Survival Bike: Black Ops Edition, an awesome looking bike that is also super-equipped and optimized for the potentially and very real, impending Zombie Apocalypse. Yes, this Survival Bike has got your back, and when the Zombie Apocalypse does come, you’ll be prepared to outrun those hordes of smelly undead plus be equipped to survive.
A motorized bike will help you survive the apocalypse … The Survival Bike: Black Ops Edition hits the trail with a compound crossbow, fuel storage, shovel, tomahawk, harpoon, blade saw, climbing gear, lights and a smattering of tools and knives. To keep you on the correct (read: covert) path, there’s a handlebar mount for that trusty smartphone or GPS unit needed to navigate. — Engadget
[T]here simply is no better bike for navigating your way through the brain-splattered aftermath of World War Z than the Motopeds Survival Bike: Black Ops Edition.
For the Survival Bike, the company has equipped its already cool-looking chassis with gear that’s essential for blasting through columns of the undead, including a Barnett Recruit Compound Crossbow, United Cutlery M48 Hawk Harpoon, Gerber Fixed Blade Saw, Blackburn X6 Light System, climbing rope and carabiners, extra gas storage, and a bike mount for your iPhone, because it’s important to have the right playlist banging in your ears when you’re kicking some zombie butt. — CNet
I mean, right?!?
From the website:
Smart preparedness dictates you’ll need a cross-bow, sharp hatchet, assorted knives, a shovel to to cut their nasty heads off, climbing rope to get you up a tree or down a ravine, and an extra two gallons of fuel in portable side-mounted tanks for up to 500 miles of range (since opportunities to refuel may be far and few between).
Or maybe you just want to go camping.
Visit the website and check out the spec sheet below.
This seriously just made it to the top of our wish list. It seems necessary. And badass.