Um. It’s Friday? So you know, why not? Dogs in space.
Don’t mind us. We just shoot lasers out of our eyes until hoomans give us foods.
Wheeee!!! Ok. Now rub my tummy.
Um. What happened to my ears? Seriously.
I’m pretty sure I deserve a whole steak for this. Two steaks even. Did someone say steak?
What? The world is so bright and full of bright things. Oooh. Treats!
I listen to David Bowie when I’m alone.
But mom, I don’t want to go to sleep yet.
I need my booty sleep to dream about the bootiful things. Like stars and shit.
POW. POW. POW. POW. POW. POW. POW…
Don’t forget to eat your veggies!
I’ve been a good boy.
Um, I’m not a dog.