@niceguyinNorway: Back from my Southern Italian vacay with my super hot wife and feeling great! #CiaoBella #LaDolceVita
@niceguyinNorway: My wife loves to spend my hard-earned money, but she cute so it’s ok #billsbillsbills #ThatsMySquirrel
@niceguyinNorway: Fed up with forgers. We have rules for a reason, people! Makes me sick. #Crimedoesntpay #theTruthAlwaysComesOut
@niceguyinNorway: I hate when people act chummy at work. It’s called professionalism, dude. #GetItTogether #NotHereToMakeFriends
@niceguyinNorway: Soooo much work and emails to get through, but can a man help if he’s distracted by beauty? #MyWifeDancesForMe #IKnowYouJelly #PrivateDancer
@niceguyinNorway: Just found out my best friend’s dying and feeling pretty bummed. Thankful my fam is healthy. Keep yr loved ones close. #blessed #pray4me
@niceguyinNorway: Wife says we need to “talk”= baby I got yr money, doncha worry #SoCute
@niceguyinNorway: Going through some shit right now. Can’t say more but would appreciate your good vibes #FML #whyme
@niceguyinNorway: Need a good door repair company
@niceguyinNorway: and a new babysitter
@niceguyinNorway: everything is a lie
@niceguyinNorway: is Tinder ok for dads?
Natalie Bainter is a writer and comedian living in Bloomington, Indiana. She’s often told that she’s horsing around far too close to that statue for the museum security guard’s liking. You can follow her on Twitter at @npbainty
