1) “Look at all that snow: The Climate Change Denier’s Christmas”
2) “Gingerbread Husband (Please Santa)”
3) “Hark, The Heating Bill!”
4) “Not Enough Eggnog in the World”
5) “I’ll be Home for the Holidays…on Tinder”
6) “I Saw Mommy Kissing Krampus (With Tongue!)”
7) “Another Polar Vortex Christmas”
8) “Oh Come All Ye Haters”
9) “Pizza for Christmas (Fuck It)”
10) “Crying into the Christmas Tree or The Carol of 2016”