Kowloon Walled City – Container Ships (2012) You stack one ladder on top of the other so you can light yourself on fire with the sun, but, before you get…
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U.K. – U.K. (1978) The monster chasing you is wearing tap shoes and eyeliner, for better or worse. * * * The Wipers – Youth Of America (1981)…
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Bill Frisell – The Best Of Bill Frisell Vol. 1: Folk Songs (2009) You get up at dawn every morning to watch the oldest horse in the pasture run in…
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Fela Kuti – Fela’s London Scene (1971) You fall asleep after smoking a six-paper joint and wake up to find that all the ants within a mile of your house…
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Van Halen – Women and Children First A new quality control ordinance from the Used Vehicle Sales Association requires all road-ready ‘62-‘79 Chevy Novas to include a balled-up dress from…
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Grant Lee Buffalo – Mighty Joe Moon (1994) The folk myth that interests you most is the one your mother tells you on her deathbed, the one that you only…
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Björk – Homogenic (1997) The grand opening reception for a synthesizer shop that just opened up in the hollowed-out ribcage of a giant polar bear thought to be extinct for…
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Toe – Songs, Ideas We Forgot (2003) The glass on the inside of a lightbulb talking to the glass on the outside of a lightbulb. * * *…
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Shellac – At Action Park (1994) Despite the advanced stages of tinnitus, you’ll never not hear an opportunity to present a stern-yet-blasé defense of pocket protectors. * * *…
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Thin Lizzy – Black Rose (1979) An Irish wedding and an American funeral form simultaneously from the same bar fight. * * * * * Thin Lizzy –…
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Träden – Träden (2018) Like nougat, but psychedelic and grown naturally in the marrow of a tree. * * * * * Accept – Restless & Wild (1982)…
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Molly Drake – Molly Drake (1950’s / 2013) The player piano in your great grandmother’s parlor waits until nobody else is around to tell you the politest ways to carry…
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Death – The Sound Of Perseverance (1998) A race between a bunch of mutants to see who can be the first to finish their extremely detailed book about DIY surgery.…
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Steely Dan – Katy Lied (1975) That scene in Annie Hall where Woody Allen sneezes on the pile of blow, but there’s so much blow that the only real problem…
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